Eight Questions

Since I've been sitting here, doing all of this stuff for my mum, mum, mum, mum, mummy, mumma, mum, it's been causing me to become cantankerous (and it’s also been causing me to use the synonym tool on Microsoft Word!).

My mom is getting better, but the healing process is SO STINKING SLOW! We don’t want to just tell you the same thing EVERYDAY, but this time we have a picture. Yippee!





For this blog we have decided to do a question and answer session—an interview if you will! So, here we go!!!

KEY:
Layne (me) = Question/Q.
Tori (her) = Answer/A.

Q. What’s wrong with your face??? (There was quite a bit of laughter occurring during this question.)
A. Um, I have Bell’s Palsy…
(If you ever get the chance to see us together ask us to do “the skit” for you!)

Q. How does it affect your living style??? (With a hushed, Mexican accent.)
A. [Hahahahahaha!] Life is good, reeeaaally good. ~Nacho Libre

Q. How does it affect your closet space??
A. Well, the left side of my closet is kind of messy. But the right side is fine!

Q. Hmmm… Let’s see… Is it hard to blow your nose?
A. YES! That’s a stupid question. Next!

Q. Okay, okay!! Watch the ‘tude! Sheesh. So, how can you bear to look at your crooked face in the mirror???
A. That’s another stupid question! And it’s mean!! I refuse to answer that!

Q. How do you like your new pink eye-patch??
A. Well, now that I bought a matching pink and black velvet sweat suit, it’s aaawesome.

Q. Again with the ‘tude!! Now, who do you think will win “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here”?
A. Speidi, I know they’ll be back.

Q. Now, to finish it off, how old are you?
A. 25.

I know these questions are the ones some of you have been dying to ask! But, if you have any others, feel free to send them our way! [Two dollar process fee; payable to Layne Hoke. Thanks.]